As a professional driver with over 6 years of experience

Ego sum mutus

 

My experience has taught me that "offering advice" is usually done from a position of self appointed superiority and quite often resented and ignored. However, if one were to share what their experience has been it is usually from a position of humility and well received.
I'm not judging... I'm just sayin'

Humility: Knowing your place and going there.
Humiliation: Being told your place and sent there.

Just food for thought.

 

This statement alone implies at least 1 MINOR DOT violation. Therefore it sullies the idea of perpetual perfection along with the 98% test score. I can no longer in good conscience take advise from such a flawed individual!

 

Yeah, I might have been hasty in printing out a copy of unclehams' picture and taping it on my visor for motivation.

 

That's it! I'm halting construction on the altar!

 

This particular line is also mildly disturbing. (Emphasis added)

 

This thread is comic gold!

 

So with a brain that powerful do you ever worry the government will kidnap you and hold you in a research lab doing tests and labotomies?

Well rest easy, genius, they already did! And they put your pretty little brain back in your simple little head backwards! And that's why you have dyslexia, that's why only reallyyyy smart people get dyslexia.

^Did that remind you of when your mom told you you were the brightest boy in the whole wide world and you took her literally? Lol

 

This has been entertaining everyone but let's all move on and find the next victim