Remove skin tags without surgery.

Little Smokie or Vienna Sausage with a Dulcolax inserted in each one, twice a day, cures the neighbor dog problem. It doesn't harm the dog, but the neighbors get high blood pressure from the mess everywhere. It's really fun if the dog stays in the house sometimes.

I've had that problem with dogs a few times. It's stressful and can damage your health when someone lets their dog control the neighborhood and ignores complaints. I've had dogs and didn't allow them to bother the neighbors.
One neighbor kept his huge dog in the house all day when he and wife went to work. They were offended when I told them when they let the dogs out at night the turned over my garbage cans and barked and pooped in my yard, but they didn't listen. The ole sausage & Dulcolax laying by my garbage cans fixed the problem. They drug all their carpet outside and had to repaint the walls in the house. Hey, it wasn't me, your dogs don't come in my yard and turn over my garbage cans; right? That's what you told me!

 

Yes, I would never do anything to harm the dog. I edited the post for more interesting info on those dogs. Diarrhea is not going to hurt them. I respect responsible pet owners that love and care for their pets, but the others have to be taught a lesson sometime.

 

Yep, no chocolate for dogs. One guy in Italy went to prison for killing his neighbors barking dog with walnuts. I think he cracked the walnuts a little then threw them over the fence. The dog ate the nut and the shells.
Sugarless gum makes them sick and can also kill them because it contains xylitol which means the dog goes to sleep and never wakes up.
What would happen if you gave a dog lots of bubble gum plus laxative; would there be a giant bubble chasing him around the yard? No matter how fast he runs, that bubble stays right behind him.

 

No skin tags here. Being drafted into the Army in Thailand. Uh, that's a guy and they are still drafted if they haven't had surgery.
@passingthru69 - whatcha think?