For you Rookies this is how it's done on elogs

hahaha you guys made my night #### is to funny its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way

 

i believe this post has gotten out of hand

 

This one?

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."

 

Hot button subject ...parking on ramps is stupidity.

 

Thank god for the unwatch thread button.

 

He feels the need to share how hard he runs, but I guess he forgets how to do proper planning.

 

Amen !

 

I run 3200 miles in 5 days because of the job but I certainly get a whole lot more for my miles. I was kind of on your side until this post. You have just belly crawled lower than a lawyer. Insult members all you want but leave family alone. That goes for you other two low life's too.

Here is hoping you wake up when the wrecker picks up the truck.