I need help finding a job

Duck, the sarcasm almost took your head off there....

 

This will depend on the company. If they call him and he verifies your employment that's all they need. Some companies want more, some are happy with less. Your ####ty starters likely won't care.

Technically they don't even need a positive verification, they just need to attempt to get one.

 

@Chinatown knows a great deal more about this stuff than I do and he's always willing to help people out.

Another thing you can try is a recruiting service. These are 3rd party companies who's only goal is to get people in the door to companies so they can get paid. This means they know exactly how to word your application and they probably have a lot of experience with people in your exact position. You won't need to lie about anything to these people. Tell them exactly what you've got going on and they won't care if you're legally blind they'll do what they can to get you through the door to any company so they can get their referral checks.

 

But, wouldn't they have to leave their safe space to get it?

 

If people would just wear a safety pin all would be well lol
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You were doing landscaping work and other odd jobs for cash. Now you realize there's no future in that and went to cdl school to get your life on track for the future. Thousands of drivers with ADHD but no one knows about it except the driver.
Do online applications and stay off the phone unless you are called:
Carolina Cargo
TransAm
USA Truck
North American Midway Entertainment in Miami,FL
Western Express

 

That's cruel; now I need to massage Play-Doh.
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Can you grab me a new pair of sneaks. I like the Jordan's. I just can't get out and loot right now, but I'll get you next time