My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

Your point is??????????

 

Its all about self respect,respecting the company you work for and the public...

 

I don’t like talking about it but since you asked, I feel obligated to explain. You see, I used to be the “Pull Muh Fanger” guy. Everywhere I would go, I would ask some unsuspecting person to pull muh fanger. Sure it was all fun and games for about 25 years... until that day. It was a Sunday morning like all of the Sunday mornings that came before it. I got out of bed after the Chili eating contest the night before (I took second place) and ate a half dozen of hard boiled eggs. After shaving and showering, I put on my Sunday best and headed off to church. During the sermon, I felt an uneasiness that brought a little coon smile to my face. I turned to the little old lady sitting next to me and caught myself. What kind of person would I be asking a little old lady to pull muh fanger in church? So I grabbed a hold on that fanger and gave a tug. What happened next was shocking. I have been farting for a long long time with the same end result, except for this time. I trusted that fart to hold up its end of the routine but it tricked me and it wasn’t pretty. Yes it was the Hershey Squirts. It was loud and embarrassing and everyone looked in my direction. I turned to that little old lady and said to her, “that’s what you get for trusting a fart”. To this day, my grandma still won’t forgive me.

 

He rinses them out with the hose outside, honestly.

 

Did something the same..Had me spicy euro food one day and man it was yummy...It was hot out and i was feelin good but a wee bit parched..
Stopped off at a local watering hole and as i sat down i felt a few girgles in ma belly..
Said to myself awwww here goes a lil fart.....But being in a public place i thought that ill drink ma wobbley pop and hold it till i get home....
1st beverage went down to good so i got a second..It was tasty to..3rd was in front and i couldnt hold it any more..Tunes were goin nice n loud at the watering hole and i was gettin ma groove on and said "aww hell ill pop off and no one will know":..Lifted a leg and let it rip...."awww that was a good one "!..Let a cpl more go and dems was a lil ripe as well..I figure i should look around and hope no one could hear,thats when my i pod batterys died.........................

 

My meds make me pee alot

 

CAPTIAN PISSY FOOT?

 

The truckers creed; "The world is my urinal."

 

My dog’s creed- If I can’t eat it or #### it, I piss on it.

 

That second picture is Dam Square, Amsterdam. The Dutch have a lax attitude on this topic. It’s too crowded there to get uptight about everything.