The shelbenator.... was given that name by a driver manager years ago....

Geez man, slow down. Are you on meth? Take a deep breath and edit that post.

 

Sounds like you are still driving in a tornado. I think there was a question in there, not sure cuz I got all dizzy.

 

This is what happens when the addiction becomes too much. Maybe switch to decaf.

 

<making note to avoid Midwest >

 

you’ve torn the roof off?

 

Look further down the road.
Stop trying to avoid every little pot hole and crack. I drove like you did, and when I started looking further down the road, I straightened right up.
Keep an eye on the guy in front of you, but stop staring at his license plate.

 

OMG this is the best post i've read all week

no, no, no cats.....that's a diverson, don't go down that rabbit hole; there's no telling where you'll end up

 

This is what happens when you mix a bottle of wine, a keyboard, and an internet connection to the world. We've all been there.

Maybe @x1Heavy will be here soon. He'll know what to do.