So is it a unwritten rule

Was that the ghost of Johnny Big Rigger?

 

Sometimes I like to pull into a truck stop and get on the radio and say my trainer says I have to annouce this for the next six months. This week I got my truck, and I am a rookie. Now I am gonna try to park this truck.
Then find a nice spot and back it in.

 

You forgot to mention the night before you loaded. While at Applebees you got picked up by a Russian accented knock down, drag out, drop dead, gorgeous woman.
You went back to her hotel rode her like a bucking bronco for hours. She kept asking about your load, and you kept lying to her. In the morning you sent her 1500 miles in the wrong direction.
When you delivered that same woman was there inside the facility. Turns out she was a top secret, delta force, cia, super spy. Between her being happy you didn't give up any secrets (and your awesome prowlness in bed) She took you her quarters that night. But now you have a poblem. She told her equally super sexy girlfriend about you. And now where ever you go, o e of them keeps showing up. You just cant get rid of them. But you would really prefer a down home wholesome girl next door, type of girl. Oh well the things people do for their country.

 

Don't forget to put your 4-ways on, and beep the horn 3 times before each time you start backing up.

 

Can’t talk about it. She would have to kill me to make sure her cover is kept secret

 

It is the only way you will be able to join the elitest secret society of TTR.

You also must make it a point, every chance you get, to tell people like yourself, they are doing it wrong, whatever it might be, and unless they do it like you do, drive the same kind of truck you do, and pull the same kind of freight you do, they will always be nothing.

 

I’ve been trucking for 88 years. Over fifteen-million safe miles, with the decal on my door to prove it. I turned 102 in April.

You’re ALL amateurs, get outta my way!

 

Well, I've been trucking since I was two years old, and have 20 million miles. And I'm only 36! So you move outta MY way!!

 

5-10 years? I've met drivers with less than 6 months experience on their own think they know everything and have to tell everyone how wrong they are.