I just woke up from a coma. They said I rolled the B-61 and got suffocated by the twin sticks.

The mountain passes have gotten much steeper. I hear there's a 25% grade in Vermont nowadays.

There's no good truckstops, just glorified fuel stations. They dont like you, and hate when you park there. So they've made it a hateful experience in order to drive you away. But their discounts on fuel are good. "Hi! Welcome to Pilot! Now get your fuel and get lost!"

Go back into your coma. You're better off

 

While you were out, I borrowed a kidney.....not sure where I left it. Sorry.

 

I was arguing with the wife one day early in our marriage about something very trivial. After a few minutes, I got sick of her insults, and I told her I wanted my rib back. She stormed off and didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. I win!

 

whoever said being given the silent treatment was a punishment...never got married.

HA!

Good thing I know my wife will never see that.

I kid I kid. Relax!

Sirscrapntruckalot - Insert witty quip here on the state of the world.

 

Go back to sleep, you woke up too early.

When we are delivering goods across space to other planets we will let you know.

 

Haha you made my day man.

 

Over the years? You posted in Sept of 2017. Hasn’t even been a year since your post on sept.