Can I come back to the Club?

I got myself a new "Heavy-Haul" looking ride, can I come back to the Dark Side??

 

It was a "great job" until Tuesday then my mouth and a disagreement with the director of HR department got me on the outside looking in. So basically I was given a set of guidelines to follow with respect to my employees in my department, I followed them to the letter then when it came time to terminate one of those aforementioned employees the rules were apparently follow by an invisible asterisk. That asterisk was to denote that the HR rules only apply if/when/how they interpret them that day. So I got mad, made my feelings/opinion known, quite verbally with what I felt were appropriate insertions of lots of profanity at which point that same director used the power of the asterisk and had the director of security escort me off the property.

I get a nice severance package along with being paid out for all unused PTO time. The home life here with the new bride has turned out to be less than paradise so I made a phone call, have a truck and going back to hauling airplane wings from Texas to Canada. At least that way I know I can yell at the HR department using the best, most elegantly placed profanity and they will use it right back at me, not get all PC and call the security goon to escort me off the property.

 

Thanks

 

You know that's funny. I stopped by the terminal to tell them I was coming back and one of the old-timer OD coordinators told me "I told you when you left you'd be back, they always come back" he then went on to say that it took me longer than anyone else but he knew I'd be back and as such they always kept a new super-load truck just in case LOL.