Truckers Kryptonite

Yes. How else can we determine if you tossing some BS or not.


Wink,wink, nudge,nudge

 

I'm telling!

 

I'd made her my new team mate, hate teaming but there is always that exception

 

I remember a flat bedder.

This was one who looked square 300 pounds of muscle. Chaining a binder without a cheater pipe. CLANK!

I moved on by my truck was next to hers while being loaded. I said excuse me sir as I worked around with a number of covered wagon posts in my hand.

This sultry voice said "Excuse me?" with a touch of steel. I turned around and realized this sir is a powerful female. All I could do was stammer a few apologies with sugar on them because I genuinely meant Im very sorry ma'am if I offended you.

I tell you something, it's difficult for a man like me to accept the fact that no matter what I had as far as what God gave me, someone like that working on something I do for a living is quite a adjustment sometimes.

Let's leave it at that. Sometimes I think it's worth my life to be nice.

 

A “beautiful” woman is very subjective. Especially among very lonely truckers.

 

I always like to say. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and most of them have bad eye sight.

Loneliness, desperation, and single-hood are manufacturers of a great pair of beer googles.

 

I prefer to say beautiful people.

I am absolutely someone who loves Female. No love for males. But once in a while someone is particularly good when it is necessary to help in a bind or two it's something else.

It's even more motivating when that person happens to be a female that looks like a hundred miles of bad road. But is able to adjust the brakes under the drives in the driving rain properly once as one did. Another was a State Bear. All over my case for not doing well inspecting. I tried hard to divert and confuse her to hide and cover up some glaring sinful violations displayed by my rig. She finally hollared at me, Ive been inspecting these things 10 years, don't you give me that BS. I'll be all over you before you have a chance to fool me with this crap. And then flipped her ticket book and started rattling off 5 or 6 correct violations on my rig.

I fell in love with her then and there. My crew teased me to the ends of the earth that day. I thought I should deck the both of them before sunset for their teasing. But they laughed the whole day they teased. So it's not that bad.

Im happy I never saw that state bear again. But I do sometimes wonder. She was something else.

 

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I was dropping off an empty container in Columbia in New Jersey. When we get to the checker, we had to open the doors. This pretty thing not dressed like driver tried to open her doors. Every checker for 14 lanes abandoned his lane to help her out!