Darwin Award

Florida Man strikes again

 

Wu Yongning, 26, who called himself “China’s First Rooftopper,” plunged from the Huayuan International Centre . . . to become China's last rooftopper.

 

Oh, no wonder...

 

WW1 & 2

Pigeons saved many Italians.

 

Apparently, this numbnuts with the aluminum pole wasn't Italian.

 

Right. Just fill in the blank with whatever odd thing comes to mind

 

They used to fly pidgeons messages in writing to correct artillery. Shoot here, no shoot there, wait a minute NOT THERE!!!

I wondered if some nicompoop ever climbed a church steeple to get his pidgeon off there.

There are some flight regimes where a pidgeon is superior to a hawk. It don't take much if they can see the raptor coming.

 

I Am Not a Bicyclist
"Florida’s legislature felt the need to control cyclists by passing a mandatory bike lane use law last year.

And now we’re expected to always use them “for our own good.”

I’ve worried that bike lanes are likely to lead to cyclists being segregated there..."

 

My SO has ridden one to and from work for years. She does not discriminate when yelling at cars or other cyclists for being complete idiots. She spends a lot of time cussing both when she’s in the car with me lol