Parking

Geez, now I'm not mean enough to stick it on somebody's paint... even a Swifty. Man, can you imagine when they pulled back into the terminal? You wouldn't even be able to see the company logo for all the sticker residue.

 

I can see it now,white schneider and werner trucks with bar codes all over them,,,,that is rich!

 

My dad used to take us to the Northwood Auto Show in Midland, MI when we were kids. My favorite part of the show was visiting all the vendors who gave out stickers... Holley, TRW, Bendix... etc. We'd grab a bag from one vendor and make our rounds until we had a giant bag full of stickers. Sometimes we'd even score a whole stack if no one was looking.

Anyhow, one time, after attending the show, my brother and I got the bright idea to cover a huge plate glass window at a local church with stickers. This window was on the side of the church and faced into the woods.

We were there for what seemed like hours, peeling the backing off and applying the stickers to the window—one by one.

Just as our work of art was nearing its completion, the pastor flipped the lights on in the room and saw what was happening. Well let me tell you, that old bugger could run. He caught us running through the woods and made us come back and remove ALL the stickers from the window. Needless to say, we were late getting home that night and got our backsides tanned. LMAO

 

I always take 2 spots..Because I do wide loads.

 

lol... now that's hittin' below the belt.

 

I don't have the nads to bring my women into this conversation.

 

I'm bigger than I should be, but you won't ever find me parking anywhere but in a marked parking spot. I can't stand the inconsiderate yahoos who rolls right in and sets the brakes in the middle of the parking lot.

 

Worse than that is Bobtails and Expedited trucks parking in spots and backing all the way to the back so you think you have a spot, line it up and then see a grille.....

 

Do you guys get upset when the lot is only half full but a car parks right next to you? On a road trip me and my ex used to try to park between two semis so the sun wouldn't be in our eyes in the morning. (We slept in the car.) We never came across a lot that was running out of spaces so I don't think anyone got upset with us just for parking out in that part.