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Grandpa always said......

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Long FLD, Jul 11, 2019.

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  1. Jul 17, 2019 #101
    street beater

    street beater Road Train Member

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    Boy your ankle deep in ####...

    Problem is you jumped in head first.
     
    street beater, Jul 17, 2019
    street beater, Jul 17, 2019
    #101
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  3. Jul 17, 2019 #102
    Intothesunset

    Intothesunset Road Train Member

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    "Knee deep in #### Creek."
    " You make a better door than a window."
    "Don't be a lemming."
    "Don't swim upstream."
    "Measure twice, cut once."
     
    Intothesunset, Jul 17, 2019
    Intothesunset, Jul 17, 2019
    #102
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  4. Jul 17, 2019 #103
    MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Probably came from the same character that pointed out that no two farts are alike. :biggrin_25523:
     
    MACK E-6, Jul 17, 2019
    MACK E-6, Jul 17, 2019
    #103
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  5. Jul 17, 2019 #104
    stwik

    stwik Road Train Member

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    I was beyond late this morning then lemme tell ya! :(
     
    stwik, Jul 17, 2019
    stwik, Jul 17, 2019
    #104
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  7. Jul 18, 2019 #105
    WiggleWagon

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    "Never Pass Up A Chance To Take A Pee"
    "Never Trust A Fart"
     
    WiggleWagon, Jul 18, 2019
    WiggleWagon, Jul 18, 2019
    #105
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  8. Jul 18, 2019 #106
    bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    I always tell rookies after a date with the Country Pride or Iron Skillet, do put push a fart out with authority.

    - Truck Stop Proverb
     
    bryan21384, Jul 18, 2019
    bryan21384, Jul 18, 2019
    #106
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  9. Jul 18, 2019 #107
    Pedigreed Bulldog

    Pedigreed Bulldog Road Train Member

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    I might have to steal that...
     
    Pedigreed Bulldog, Jul 18, 2019
    Pedigreed Bulldog, Jul 18, 2019
    #107
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  10. Jul 18, 2019 #108
    wore out

    wore out Numbered Classic

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    The first thing to do when you realize you dug yourself into a hole is stop diggin
     
    wore out, Jul 18, 2019
    wore out, Jul 18, 2019
    #108
  11. Jul 18, 2019 #109
    ChaoSS

    ChaoSS Road Train Member

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    First thing to do when you realize you ****ed up is stop pumping.
     
    ChaoSS, Jul 18, 2019
    ChaoSS, Jul 18, 2019
    #109
  12. Jul 18, 2019 #110
    ChaoSS

    ChaoSS Road Train Member

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    Worry less about getting laid tonight and more about getting laid in ten years.
     
    ChaoSS, Jul 18, 2019
    ChaoSS, Jul 18, 2019
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