What is it with Youtube celebrity truckers?

I just graduated CDL school (Swift) and havent been OTR yet?

Can I be a youtube celebrity?

 

According to ttr I need to tell my boss to get rid of my Freightliner and get me something with a long hood and 8" stacks so people will stop thinking I like men and I can finally be a real trucker lol.

 

EVERY TIME I flip my hood on my Volvo rainbow confetti flies everywhere!

 

My Freightliner has a disco ball that hangs under the hood lol

 

I heard Flaswamprats freighshaker has a 12" dildo for a shift knob.














And his truck is an auto!

 

Nah, you got some bad info









I would never take a auto because I couldn't have the dildo knob and it's 15" lol

 

Man, that’s rough!

 

Saw this guys channel today. He shows off his fireplace and is very proud of it in this video. The remote control to turn it on seems to mesmerize him.

But the main point of the video, besides the fireplace, is that LTL isn't good because you have to run extra board for 90 days.

He also got sick of OTR according to a YouTube commentator. I think he made a video on that as well.

There you have it. LTL is garbage because you have to run extra board for 90 days.

Case closed. End of discussion.

One of the top comments: "If Red Viking Trucker had a son......."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ####, lol!

 

I just snorted and scared my dog, which made it even funnier. I'm ####ing dying.

 

######. All these years I thought I was doing pretty good and I just now find out ltl sucks....whelp...that's like 20 years of my life I can never get back.