Where is everyone #5

Suppose that’s just where it broke down?

 

Very slim chance of a fire getting out of hand. Or having a chimney fire spread.

 

Well that’s just plum awesome right there.

 

So....i got this sittin in the back parts room. Anybody gots a bucket and stick I cans borrow ?? Think the wife would let me sit it in the middle of living room ?

 

You'd be fine, right up until she walked in the door and saw it.

 

I can hear the conversation now as you walk in the house. Honey I got a great idea....and before you utter another word she be yelling "oh hell no !"

 

Follow by the divorce.

 

But hunny, it was a deal to get that used bucket for 6 grand I swear!

 

"And I saved a ton of money on shipping!!"