Funny things you have seen at truckstops

That's unacceptable lol

 

That pic reminds of the cross dresser I saw at the Loves in Lake, MS. At first glance I though it was a woman with large hooters.....theshooters. made a double take, it was a man it what looked like too big ### balloons in his shirt. I'm guessing they were inflatable hooters. I was messed up because it was in the shower line.

 

The weirdest was a lot lizard in the men’s bathroom servicing a guy with 4 others waiting in line.

 

How was she?

 

not even with a Leslie Nelson rubber body condom would I touch that.



for those of you who don’t know the reference.

 

. I always like a naked gun reference.

 

A very long time ago in orientation a staffer stood up and started telling a story that I thought was pretty outrageous but not acceptable by the wife. I got up and took the wife out of the classroom to get away from the material before it really got bad for her.

She asked me what that story was? I told her I recogized it as a modified version of the Spanish Fly made for truckers because the orientation class was deemed too stiff and too silent among each other. It's only the first day early in the morning being monday. Its natural. Whoever it was who thought that would be a good time to let go with such a ribald story that is pretty outrageous in nature, in married couples no less among singles and divorced was not exactly firing on all cylinders upstairs.

They asked me if I had a problem, I said we have a problem. Wife does not need to hear stories like that in there. If you are going to be a good company that we came on to work for then leave off those stories until lunch time. They will come out soon enough.

I don't mind a little story telling. But when it comes to business and decorum you would think SOME people would be minding their manners a little bit when that Mint Julep gets a little bit tall on them.

 

In Wells NV there is a gal advertising girls for rent on the CB all the time