Bizzare Behavior

Someone shined a green laser pointer in my eyes on us 101 here in the bay area

 

I just happen to have something for a guy like that. I would have to get them out, it is a set of 4 photography studio lights on a light bar, around 600 watts and they light up the inside of a building like it was daylight. Go up the road till he is far behind pull over get those baby's out and he would think the mother ship had just landed.

 

Yep it's definitely aliens!! Could be Paul. ( there is extra credit if you get that one)

 

when I hauled milk I always wanted to dress in a cow suit, but figured I might get in trouble

 

I happen to be sitting in traffic on the bay bridge the other day and saw a really nice looking woman putting on makeup while driving (7-10 mph crawl) and I just shook my head in disbelief....... Next thing you know she catches up to me, honks her horn, tells me "f--- you, you can't ########## judge me, I don't judge you for driving a ########## truck"........ I just laughed, shook my head and she got mad and gave me the finger for the next 4-5 miles or so lol....... Sad part is: she looked like one of those women that doesn't need ANY makeup!

 

I would have called 911 and told them there was a suspected DUI truck driver shining a light at people and I have the dash cam video to prove it.

 

I carry a 1 million candlepower handheld spotlight - oh, but that's because it's real handy for being out in the oilfield at night.

I also bought some airplane landing lights, and had the mechanics replace my trailer's rear-facing worklights with them.

 

Me too. Nothing over 400lbs.

 

need one of these and he would be cleaning out his shorts just one low level fly by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeMxLKGujNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6lgW87VDXw