Defensive Driving

Had this happen to me this past week. Parked in a small convenient store/TS in Cherryvale. I was the last truck, all others were to my right, so there was plenty of room to my left for at least another 10-15 rigs. This gas tank decides to park next to me, and I do smoke. I tried to tell him this is a smoking area, and he can't park here!! I had been parked for a good 2 hrs before he showed up. I could have poured some liquid on the ground around his valves, and called the cops complaining that this jerk parked his leaking tank in a populated area, close to a business.. But I didn't, just got some sleep and left early in the morning.