Spotted Lanternfly permit.

Those are already on my no fly list.

 

I want a Banana Spider permit.
That would look awesome on my truck.

 

Leave it to our dear Government to find a way to get a fly into the ointment.

 

They neighbors will have to dig out the mounds of roaches and compete with the rats for the food.

 

This August, when the golden orb weavers are in full swing, I'll grab a bunch and transport them to Pennsylvania to attack the lanternflies. I'm mean, the government does that sort of thing all the time, it should be ok, right?

 

So, maybe my suggestion isn't so far-fetched after all?

Napalm?

 

Permit required for truckers in insect quarantine area beginning May 1

"...violators can receive a criminal citation..."

Inmate 1: "So, what are you in for?"

Inmate 2: "Rape, murder, dismemberment, arson, fraud, extortion, kidnapping."

Inmate 1: "Huh."

Inmate 2: "So, what are you in for?"

Inmate 1: "No spotted lanternfly permit."

Inmate 2:

 

Thought it might have been like the Cape Cod Tunnel Permit.