Time???

That's all fine and dandy until your legs fall asleep and you can't get off the dang toilet. Lol

 

Might as well take your 10

 

Funny thing is I saw a redneck the other day dressed just like that. He was at the fuel pump next to me. Had rebel flags draped over the seats. He went to the trash can and emptied a cup. Was either a spit cup or possibly something worse,.. who knows right?

Hurst:smt111

 

I've got a story to tell about bathroom etiquette, or my lack there of. LOL

I'm in a Mickey D's,.. I've got IBS and I felt the gurgling coming,.. I run into the bathroom,.. first stall has no TP. So I go into the handicapped stall. Make my nest and then sit down.

About 2 mins later a guy comes in and I guess he was in a hurry as well,.. he jumped in the stall next to me,.. seemed like he couldnt get his pants down quick enough,.. no time for a nest,.. just squat and plop.

So I'm on my phone checking TTR and I hear him in the next stall,.. "awww maaan". It was then that I remembered that there was no TP in that stall.

He never asked me for a square and sat there quietly. So I decided to play some angry birds,.. and for the next 10 mins I'm Kakaaw,.. kakaaw,.. kakaaw. I then take my time,.. finish up. Made sure I washed my hands properly in the sink and then made sure hands were dry under the dryer. Then left the bathroom knowing that guy was probably MF'ing me the whole time waiting for me to leave so he could waddle over into the next stall and steal some TP. LOL.

Hurst:smt111

 

OK SOmeone explain

 

I do it while driving, staring out the windshield gets boring after a while, sure, I run a few cars off the road every now and then but that's their problem.

 

Pontificate

noun

1. the office or term of office of a pontiff.

verb (used without object), pontificated, pontificating. 2. to perform the office or duties of a pontiff.

3. to speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner: Did he pontificate about the responsibilities of a good citizen?


4. to serve as a bishop, especially in a Pontifical Mass.



Hurst:smt111

 

i wear cowboy boots and jeans in the summer and drive long nose pete with 260" wheel base and short tiny sleeper.

 

Don't forget the scrotum hanging from the rear of the truck... In classic chrome or el natural.