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IDLING LIMITS |
PENALTIES |
| 1 |
Arizona (Maricopa
County) 5 minutes;
60-90 minutes when
hotter than 75
degrees
Dear Genius:
Tis mighty nice of
you to allow us 90
minutes to be human
at least! |
First violation,
$100; second and
subsequent
violation, $200 |
| 2 |
Atlanta 15 minutes
Dear Genius:
15 Min. in the city
that gets so hot it
could melt the paint
off your truck?
So kind! |
$500
minimum |
| 3 |
California 5 minutes
Dear Genius:
What about when it's
125 deg in Barstow?
Use your brains,
goofy! |
$100
minimum |
| 4 |
Connecticut 3
minutes
Dear Genius:
Wow! I guess
you jokers will be
selling a new
product this winter,
icicle trucker pops? |
Up
to $25,000
(FLAT
IDIOTIC) |
| 5 |
Denver 10 minutes
per hour
Dear Genius:
It takes 10 min JUST
to warm a truck up,
you rocket
scientist! A
year in prison?
Well I guess we'd
stay warm then &
even have cable! |
$999
maximum and/or one
year imprisonment |
| 6 |
Hawaii 3 minutes
Dear Genius:
Asinine! |
$25
to $2,500 per day |
| 7 |
Illinois Driver must
be present if idling
Dear Genius:
How will you know we
are in the truck?
Knock on the door
and wake us up?
What a great way to
develop a good sleep
pattern. Watch
out,
grandma... |
$500
maximum |
| 8 |
Las
Vegas/Clark County
15 minutes
Dear Genius:
So much for spending
money in your
casinos. You
could sell us as
roasted turkeys for
dinner though! |
$10,000 maximum
(gives new
meaning to the word
"gamble") |
| 9 |
Maryland 5 minutes
Dear Genius:
Can we say DUH? |
$500
maximum |
| 10 |
Massachusetts 5
minutes
Dear Genius:
Well, this is
from a state who has
elected a Ted Kenedy
to the Senate for
many years so what
can we expect?
|
Police: first
violation, $100;
second and
subsequent
violation, $500.
State DEP: $1,000 to
$25,000 per day |
| 11 |
Minnesota (City of
Owatonna) 15
minutes; five hours
in residential areas
Dear Genius:
Brrrrrrrrr |
$1,000 maximum
and/or 90 days
imprisonment |
| 12 |
Minnesota (City of
St. Cloud) 5 minutes
on West St. Germain
Street from 8th to
10th avenues
Dear Genius:
Phew, just go
down the block a
bit, drivers. |
$200
maximum |
| 13 |
Nevada 15 minutes
Dear Genius:
A new way for
truckers to gamble
has arrived! |
First violation,
$100 to $500; second
violation, $500 to
$1,000; third
violation, $1,000 to
$1,500; fourth
violation within
three years, $1,500
to $2,500 |
| 14 |
New
Hampshire 5 minutes
if over 32 degrees;
15 minutes if below
32 degrees
Dear Genius:
Throw that "live
free or die" crap
out the window... |
To
be determined |
| 15 |
New
Jersey 3 minutes
Dear Genius:
Good, I get to
take a loan out for
their turnpike AND
just add a wee bit
more to the pot. |
First violation,
$200; second
violation, $400;
third violation,
$1,000; fourth
violation, $3,000 |
| 16 |
New
York State 5 minutes
Dear Genius:
I guess that FOOT of
snow will insulate
of a little... |
First violation,
$375 to $15,000;
second and
subsequent
violations, $22,500
maximum |
| 17 |
New York City 3
minutes
Dear Genius:
Just hope it starts
back up when having
to run from a
mugger... |
First violation, $50
to $500 and/or 20
days imprisonment;
second violation,
$100 to $1,000
and/or 30 days
imprisonment; third
and subsequent
violations, $400 to
$5,000 and/or four
months imprisonment
|
| 18 |
Philadelphia 2
minutes
Dear Genius:
Not much brotherly
love here... |
$300
|
| 19 |
Reno/Washoe County
15 minutes
Dear Genius:
Let the game
begin... |
First violation,
$250 maximum; second
and subsequent
violations, $200 to
$500 |
| 20 |
Salt
Lake City/County 15
minutes
Dear Genius:
Mormons are
breathing freer.
Oh yeah and don't
use your Jake brake
to save your life
either!
|
First violation,
$1,000 and/or six
months imprisonment
maximum; second and
subsequent
violations, $2,500
and one year
imprisonment |
| 21 |
St.
Louis 10 minutes
Dear Genius:
The gateway from
humanity to
inhumanity... |
Up
to $500 and/or 90
days imprisonment |
| 22 |
Texas (Brazoria,
Chambers, Fort Bend,
Galveston, Harris,
Liberty, Montgomery
and Waller counties)
5 minutes, April to
October
Dear Genius:
Well there,
cowboys & cowgirls
let's have a
shit-kicking good
time! |
To
be determined |
| 23 |
Utah
Driver must be
present if idling
Dear Genius:
How do you propose
to know we are in
the truck?
Will you make us a
sign to put in our
windows?
Hitler would be
proud!
|
$750
and/or 90 days
imprisonment |
| 24 |
Virginia 10 minutes
in commercial and
residential areas
Dear Genius:
George Washington
should be tossing
over about now.
Aspire to the
heavens didn't mean
exhaust fumes,
I guess. |
$25,000 maximum |
| 25 |
Washington D.C. 3
minutes; 5 minutes
if below 32 degrees
Dear Genius:
The new Rome.
Caesar could only
DREAM of such
ABSOLUTE power over
his brethren.
Reality be damned.
Chart Source:
Overdrive Magazine
Dear Genius
Comments Were Added
By The Trucker's
Report™ |
$500; doubles for
each subsequent
violation |