Boise air ride system seat

I t probably has gyroscopes, servo stepper motors and micro processors. What happens when the computer inside crashes?
Or the chair blows a fuse?
"Driver why you walking so funny?"

"Somebody hacked my Bose chair's computer!"
At the Bose authorized repair facility... "What's the bill gonna run"

"$978.34"

"Jeez! For what?"

"New wiring harness, lumbar stepper motor, Re-man horizontal plane gyroscope with micro blue bearings, two fuses, lubed the Chinese back massage connecting rod bearings... oh and we replaced the charcoal flatulence filter free of charge for you, our valued customer. Here's the keys."

 

Micro blue bearings...that is funny as hell driver and I think you're onto something with that flatulence filter

 

"What's this $35.99 Biohazard Disposal Fee?

"That's for the used flatulence filter."