I am a trainer and i want my certificate

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  1. scottlav46

    scottlav46 Road Train Member

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    Obviously you've not been to staples recently and seen the prices on that fancy pants certificate paper :-O
     
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  3. Chinatown

    Chinatown Road Train Member

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    Make a certificate with photoshop or Google for a fake one. I have a bunch of that stuff from the Navy too and the one I'm most proud of is my brig time.
    My cousin, former 101st Airborne, high school grad., faked a 4 yr. business degree and landed a job in top management of a textile mill. Retired from there with a fat pension. Slick talker with a vocabulary that out shined all those MBA's he worked with.
     
  4. scottlav46

    scottlav46 Road Train Member

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    Now THATS what I was tryin to say!

    Brig time. Epic.
     
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  5. unloader

    unloader Road Train Member

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    Just make one yourself. Lol

    unloader
     
  6. marineman227

    marineman227 Dock Waterer

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    Is this your handy work?

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  7. flyingmusician

    flyingmusician Road Train Member

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    I'll get back to you when I quit laughing

    Company I was with gave me one when I completed the trainers course. Nice embossed paper, fancy font, signed by the safety director.

    Guess you chose the wrong company.
     
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  8. scottlav46

    scottlav46 Road Train Member

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    D
     
  9. scottlav46

    scottlav46 Road Train Member

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    Oops...

    Dude that's just cruel rubbin it in op's face like that lol
     
  10. Cranky Yankee

    Cranky Yankee Cranky old ######

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    that and $2.09 gets him a coffee
     
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  11. flyingmusician

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    Sorry. Couldn't help it. I don't have the heart to tell him it's in a drawer somewhere I didn't even think it rated a frame lol
     
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