What if it Snows?

Does this constitute as sick humor?

 

Google pile of fecal matter and text that to him

 

It wasn't to move, Dave, it was to briefly visit.
I can't move there because my sister would beat me up like she did when we were kids. And you can't move here because it would drive down the already depressed property values.

 

Welcome to Truckin

 

1st qualification for that job is: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

 

Kinda like where I’m loading.
They are sitting in the shade of the building doing nothing.
They don’t want to load me until my appointment (530 tonight) but I have an 0800 (when the other place opens) appointment almost 500 miles away.
The lady in the office keeps asking if I can make that, I told her I’d inform her of that situation when I feel the need arises, ie when I get loaded.

That went like a foot over her head.
You could tell because the look she gave, it looked kinda like..


Everyone else in the office was looking like


I just get to sit back and wait and watch the situation, but I’m parked in the shade, it’s only 93 here, get in the sun it’s around 100.

 

Truelly a Yeti free zone.