Schneider alcohol test

I had to make sure it was real whiskey.

Sirscrapntruckalot - I poured the 5th!

 

Schneider does both hair follicle AND urinalysis test for pre-employment purposes. It will be the very first thing you do on the first day. Their randoms are UA only.

 

If you go to Houston for tanker, that gay guy they have doing your 2 year medical certificate makes you get naked and grabs you by the balls while listening to your heart rate.
Then you get to step up and down into a chair to “simulate” climbing in and out of a truck.
And carry a milkcrate full of weight across the room and back and he listens to your heart again.

*Authors Note*
I don’t really know if he is gay, but me calling him that to his face sure made him mad, but he never denied.
His nurse lady was a witness who got red faced from trying not to laugh.

 

Bout fell outta the chair LMAO

 

Just wait, if you go there he says, @The hernia test is mandatory on all DOT physicals, I thought you were in the experienced drivers class, have you not ever had a physical, I’m going to turn in the last doctor who did your certification.”

My answer was,”I don’t know about down here, or you, but where I’m from, one man don’t want to grab another by the balls.”

He and I didn’t get along, everything after that he’d say, I’d repeat it, that made him mad too.

Him “Carry these heavy weights to make sure you can carry a loaded hose.”
Me “Carry this box to move it outta the way.”

Him “Why do you repeat everything I say!?”
Me “Everything I say.”

 

You could call this a test!

 

If you need to ask this question then you need a class on alcoholism.
It appears you may have an issue and probably shouldn’t be driving.

 

Ehh Alcoholics go to meetings

 

There was a set of RR tracks on a good sized mound on the way to a bar I used to frequent. Everyone knew to slow down because it acted like a jump ramp.
Of course I speed up.
Of course a cop passed as I caught air
He flipped around and stopped me.
Cop- Do you know the speed limit?
Me-35
Cop- You went to fast over those tracks and few a little.
Me- Yeah they should put up a warning sign
Cop- Have you been drinking?
Me- Nope but I'm heading to Whiskey Town right now
Cop- Leave

Pic reminded of that story.Thanks