I'm Really Trying to Figure Out Where to Park my Trailer on Hometime...

Are you thusly attired whilst driving?

Enquiring for an acquaintance...

 

Contact the local businesses most of the time they won’t mind if you ask and get permission

 

Put an ad on Craigslist. Someone will probably know a place. There is a Shell station up the road from me with a gravel lot beside it, and two or three trucks are always there.

 

Of course! You know what they say. You dress for success!

 

Look around for smaller trucking companies in the area they may rent you a spot for a few dollars a month. If you have any friends that manage a warehouse see about leaving it in a dock door. Call local heavy wrecker towing companies. They may have room for it. Call and talk to local grain storage places some may let you park there. Same with some of the farmers in the area especially if you personally know them. Does you're company contract with any businesses in the area? If so see if they can't arrange a spot for you. Google truck parking there is usually somewhere for rent you could park. Abandoned outlet malls any kind of mom and pop farm supply stores things like that you may find somewhere you can rent to park at. Money talks thats the approach I would take with it.

 

It all depends on how one defines "success," now, doesn't it.

 

That is plagiarism! That fake wannabe took my meme and changed it! It’s supposed to say “Kentuckians”, not “humans”.

 

I don’t know about that. I think that goes on in Georgia.

Hey, here’s a funny. I went to a motorcycle rally in the panhandle of Florida years ago and I kept seeing these t-shirts said “Bahhhh means no!”. I inquired with the vendor and come to find out, there was a pilgrim that was busted a few weeks before the rally for having “relations” with a goat. Thus, the shirt. GENIUS! Lol

 

Goat ropers need love, too.

Just listened to the song Love Hurts by Nazareth on a cafe jukebox. I was thinking that you could change the title to 'Blood Spurts' and rearrange the lyrics.