A trucking company that tells day drivers to runs the scales the daily

DOH!!!(smacks forehead) Why didn't I think of BYOB&CBD?
Yea, guys and gals BYOB&CBD, the 121'st largest leasing company(but growing exponentially every day). Where Ardis, Mobley, and the gang(of misfits) make sure every vehicle is personally, and thouroughly inspected, dejected, rejected, and subjected, where the lovely Inga personally handles all matters that arise in the office, the home of the long nose Pete 379,(none) with less than a million miles, and the home of the industry leading Tri Fecta lease (details available on written request). When you think of pointy lug nut covers, and sitting nekked lady mud flap weights, the only name to remember is BYOB&CBD. All this is watched over by none other than,a man among men, the man, the myth, the legend, a born leader, a man I'm proud to call mi amigo! None other than the man known throughout the industry as Honest TB, @TB John !

 

Listen servant, you ALWAYS do what the owner says without questions.

Am I getting through to ya fella?

 

I expect nothing less from my employees. Groveling at my feet ALWAYS gets my attention.

 

One of the best things you can do when you are thinking about a new company. Walk through their yard, before your interview, or if you are thinking about them. Look at their trucks, look at their facilities. Heck, even look at their drivers. Tells you more than any recruiter will ever tell you. If you like what you see, well press on. If you don't, pound sound. Remember though, if anything sounds too good to be true, it is a lie.

 

Frankly, I’d like an explanation as to why someone should fear corn.

I did see a Cops episode once where a lady (and I use the term loosely) received a can of corn up side her noggin’. But, I would think any fear she would have would be of the individual (her Mother in this case) that heaved the corn at her, not of the can of corn itself.

 

Children Of The Corn. Scary movie. Story by Steven King.

 

Did they heave cans of corn at people like the gal in Cops?

 

Don't remember the storyline that well, I think "missing" children lured people into a cornfield where they were never seen again.

 

Oh, ok. You know, I’m an avid King fan, but I’ve never read that book or seen the movie. I just recently got around to reading The Outsider. Lol