Ridiculous Advice Thread

And poop runs down hill and you get paid on Friday's

 

A tall shifter will compensate for, well....you know.

 

If you litter you are helping employee someone.

 

All burps must be done on channel 19.

When you're having a conversation on your cell phone, make sure you talk even louder while you're in the men's room that way the other party can hear you over the sounds of toilets flushing and hand dryers blowing air.

And make sure that you are using your high beams and your jakes in the truck stop parking lot.

 

Always hire at least 2 lot lizards at a time. 2nd one should be half price. I prefer the buy 2 get one free deal. The bigger the better. More bang for your Buck.

 

He who steps in a puddle ends up with a wet foot.

A cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them muffins.

Never marry someone with a lazy eye, they'll always be looking at someone else.

Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

A lease/purchase deal with a Chicago company is a great way to become an owner operator.

 

The Trucker’s Report is a great place to get legal advice.

 

Taking a shower and ordering a subway sandwich while parked in the fuel island is a great choice if you want to get beat up when you return.

 

Dont whizz on the electric fence.