Student Sues School After Zapping Nipples in Shop Class

This thread has taken a "shocking" turn!!!

 

Sue for brain damage? I didn't know we have brain matter behind our nipples....

 

The shallow end of the gene pool needs to be drained. :smt072

 

So if Norman human DNA is represented by the double helix, do ya reckon this kid only has a half helix?

 

I believe this falls under the story teachers use about if you have 20 people each holding hands. Will the person on the far end feel the zap if the person ath the beginning gets zapped?

Unfurtunately dimwit I guess tried it. I would think the school would be going after the kid that plugged in the cord.

Yet it is ahhh revolting to say the least? Should I resist from further comment?

 

hmm I was in my late teens/early 20's before I started bedroom fires

 

You made me think just how you were starting these fires.


MY eyes now hurt.

 

Can we get the 911 call???

Operator-911 whats your emergency?

Teacher- We have a student with hot nipples.

Operator-You sir are a perv!!!

 

I LIKE that one! Perhaps staff can do something with it?????

Hmmm, A whole lot of us used to carry our brains a bit further down than that. . .

 

And the friend attached the clamp to his nipple, he yelled "Ow, that hurts". Little did he knew what was to come! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah...

To save him his friend ripped the clamps off, nipples and all!

What a good friend!


Ten years later victim is found at the Pink Flamingo Night Club dressed in drag!