"Stunts" you have pulled over the years.....

Not around Kansas City they use them as Freaking Warehouses around there.

 

That cave at lenexa,ks is super tight in there. Its a real tight squeeze trying to back it in the dock. I don't like the caves because if you get held up in there you are out of luck with cell phone service,laptop,and t.v. You gotta just sit there and look stupid...........or maybe do some house cleaning.

 

i worked with a guy who drove a vw rabbit and we always parked in the same spots.he parked closest to the office in an old blocked in section where they used to put a dumpster,only room for one vehicle,i picked up on the front end of the rabbit while my buddy pushed from the side and we scooted it around till it almost touched the wall,and then we did the back of the car the same way till it was completly turned around sideways hahaha,it looked like someone put it in there with a forklift,we left and went home laughing like hell and the car was in the same spot when we came in the next morning

 

When we were in college,we soaked a big roll of paper towels with water;then when our azzhat floor rep was out, put it in his room with a lit M-80 inside,end result paper stuck to the walls ceiling;everywhere.
Our dorms were seperated M/F.One night a bunch of us stripped the dorm azzhat naked,stuffed him in one of those big steamer trunks,hand trucked it to the front of the girls dorm,then put a cars headlights on high beam trained on the trunk,and duct taped the horn to blow till every girl in the dorm came out to see.The looks on their faces when they opened the trunk and he popped out "priceless"
I think the only reason why we all didn't get suspended and sent home was probably because they wanted our tuition money too much. That was in 1973,I think today those stunts would earn you jail time.And this was at a private "religious" college.

 

In '99 around midnight a New Mexico Scale Master told me to circle the building, park, and go inside after I told him I didn't have my card. Instead, I circled the building, waited for a break in truck traffic, drove the wrong way down the entrance to the scales, and stopped the truck closing the scales. I turned out my headlights, turned on my domelight and convinced the first amazed driver the scales were closed and before he caused a safety hazard convinced him to take the bypass lane and return to the freeway. Nobody said a word on the CB. I think everyone was in shock. They all just gave a friendly wave and took the bypass lane. The scale master walked down, knocked on my door and asked, "How'd you get down here!" "I drove" When the troopers arrived, I admitted I was probably due for a break and pulled out the next morning after a good nights rest. I think that was my worst stunt.

 

Opps wrong post

 

pop the keys out of a the keyboard and mix them up. The N and M as well as the G and H is good.

 

This one was kinda unplanned in a big way. I was heading home after getting to the yard dropped off my rig for the weekend. Well I was a little tired when I got into my car a Prelude. Headed home took 80 to 39 yard was in La Salle. Well as I was getting onto 39 south I hit a patch of Black Ice at about 50 mph in the curve for the ramp for the merge onto the southbound side of 39. I spun out did a complete 540 Spin. Now the Yellow driver behind me he locked it down I came to A stop looking at him. He goes I need new Underwear. I went I just need to turn around and remove the seat cushin from my rearend.

 

years ago had a buddy that was so scared he over sleep he never used the bunk. He would always catcha nap over the wheel. well we all drove the old GMC ASTRO cabs well one night he was asleep over the wheel I creeped up to the front of his truck. Turned on my high beems and hit the air horns, To this day I know I shortened his life by atleast 5 years and i do believe he wet himself! But the look was PRICLESS!!!

 

I remember hearing about that or a similiar incident over the CB years ago. I still think it is funny but am fortunate no one ever did that to me. I would have had a heart attack for sure. I always use to dream I had gotten real tired, set the cruise and climbed into the sleeper. Whenever I had to idle the truck it just would add to the panic when I woke up and more than once jumped into the seat. Fortunately there were no high beams since this old woman trucker wasn't always properly attired.