Millington didn't prepare me for driving

Phatdaddy · Jun 11, 2011

So far, none of you have mentioned what a PYT is! Are you all that young that you don't know? lol

And who's the mod that continues to move all of my posts around the board? My wife does this crap to me too! She knows that I always set my keys down in one place,,,so she thinks its funny to move them to another spot in the house and watch me wander around looking for them. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

I posted this in "Everything else" because I'm not really griping about millington, or any trucking company, in fact,,I am a big fan of Swift.

paul 1052 · Jun 11, 2011

...and you didn't stop to offer her a tour of the sleeper? I would have failed you for not even trying...no possibility of spur of the moment problem solving skills.

Sequoia · Jun 11, 2011

Truck traffic on High St. will probably increase now....

PYT: pretty young thing. it's a MJ song.

blsqueak · Jun 11, 2011

The one time that I can say that I am proud to be from OH. Many years ago, and I mean many years ago, there used to me a nice lady that would drive all around Columbus, mostly I 70 and 270, and she went by 42DD on the CB, and she loved to talk and flash.

Gears · Jun 11, 2011

Congratulations and terrific write-up!

Phatdaddy · Jun 11, 2011

Sequoia wins the grand prize for naming the PYT (Pretty young things) as a Micheal Jackson song!

Congratulations!

Please step forward and claim anything you want from the prize wall.

BigShrek72 · Jun 11, 2011

That was a beautiful story. I wept.

SHOJim · Jun 11, 2011

Try driving thru short north on game day. The girls are out to play if you know what I mean. You will forget what you are doing, lol.

scottied67 · Jun 11, 2011

Would it be fair to say they did prepare you well for a driving career, just not the celebrity, rockstar treatment we Swifties get out there every day? Go to any trucks stop these days and when the Swifties show up in the fuel aisle, the owner operators are running over each other out of they long nose petes and w900's to come spit shine the wheels, fuel up the tanks , wash the windshields, vigorously rub the Swift logo on the trailers then apply their Swift rubbed hands on their heads in the hopes that through osmosis they may absorb some of the greatness of SWIFT.

And the hot women have figured out that Swift is the #1 trucking company in America, are all about flashing Swift drivers for the chance of recognition by the elite drivers on American roads. They won't flash the CRSTs, the CR England's, Steven's, Crete's etc. Just SWift because Swift is the biggest and the best.

Just look at the Swift board even, we are the number one most productive forum on the entire site, even the owner operators come all up in here because they get bored at the inactivity on the other threads.

Phatdaddy said: ↑

I know this will come as a surprise to many of you who trained with me in Millington, TN. At that school, we received expert training enabling us to handle 80,000 pounds of freight on the open road and then back it into a crack in the building.

But now, in Columbus, Ohio, I find myself up against terrible odds! The training at Millington was vastly deficient for what is happening to me. Here's the story:

My instructor quickly saw my talent as a driving professional. He decided that boring loops around vacant streets and wide thoroughfares would never challenge my abilities. So, he decided to lead me through downtown Columbus and into the "Short North". This area is packed with cars and pedestrian students....namely 19 year old co-eds! These young PYT's (who are the old Micheal Jackson fans that can explain what a PYT is?) strutting their stuff up and down High St with their pony tails bobbing and taught, tanned young bodies barely contained in tight jeans and shorts provided immense distraction from my job of handling this big rig! I was resolute to impress my instructor by keeping my hands firmly planted on the wheel at 10 and 2, my eyes constantly checking every mirror, and my steely cool mind set closely to my task.

And then it happened......

One of the comely young ladies on the street spotted me in my truck. Obviously smitten by my remarkably handsome features, she snatched up the bottom of her top and bared her breasts to me. Her well tanned orbs were effortlessly breaking all the laws of gravity while she cried out, "WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! How do you like these trucker man?" Granted, most mortal men would have crashed his foot down and locked up all the air brakes, bringing every slack adjuster to a full 90 degree position. However, I'm not your average Millington protoge'. No, I'm something more! I'm like a granite monolith to truth, professionalism, and driving standards! I would not fail in this task set forth by my hooting instructor. I was intent to raise the bar or excellence!

With the brazen young hussy quickly fading in my mirrors, I continued my drive down this impossibly narrow and crowded road. More girls, barely my daughter's age, smiling in the summer sun, legs crossed while sitting and chatting with friends, and this lonely big box on top of 18 wheels rolling by steered relentlessly straight by me,,,the fetching trucker man perched atop this Truck of Sexiness. I felt like an old sea captain, bravely guiding his ship of souls and cargo through intensely stormy seas. Even a slight sign of fear from me might sink this ship! Yet I remain resolute in my charge up High St. Not once did I stop the truck to invite a young cutie for a ride. Never did I waiver in my goal to impress my instructor.

I broke many young lady's hearts this day...Like a valiant knight upon my steed, I wish I'd have dropped a scarf to one of the waifs. I'm certain she'd have snatched the fabric up with the swift hand of a lonely maiden clutching it to her heart.

Driving a truck through Columbus, Ohio does have it's benefits!

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Pmracing · Jun 11, 2011

S.W.I.F.T.

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