funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

I have this on the back of my pickup, haven't gotten one on my big truck yet.

 

I saw a hand written sign on a truck that said "Flash a Trucker Week"

 

Have a bumper sticker on my car that reads: "Free air bag test! Get a little closer.

 

I saw one that read "sure you can trust our government just ask an indian "sad but true

 

I'm so happy.......mine wasn't taken. This is from the 70's but I'm sure some of your older fellas will remember...........

Gas, Grass, or #####....nobody rides free!

 

One i used to laugh at that i think was on jb hunt trucks in small letters at the top of the cab extenders "if truck parked more then 24 hours call dispatch"

One i seen for a cat motor was a woman spread eagle that said "pus-sy power"
and another on the fuel tank that said "meow mix"

a guy at work on the back of his bunk has "This side up" with arrows pointing up

One i want to get either on the side or big letters on the back of the bunk that says

The Mullet
all business in the front
and
party in the back

 

I seen one on the back of a sleeper that said daddys pad when mommas mad

 

Saw a truck with "If you can read this my trailer fell off" painted on the back.

 

I had two one said be a flirt lift your skirt someone called in on me and said that wasn't professional lol my other one said bad ### catitude

 

back of a buddy of trash trailer it said...."the smell of success"

back of the bunk of one of our trucks..."chrome may not get you home, but it sure does look good when your pushin'"

and soon to be on the back of my new company ride (peterbilt 379)..."JUST PLAYIN' WITH MY BIG OL' PETER...bilt"