I'm sitting in the Denver Sapp Bros. Across the big road is the TA. LOTS of hos running around there. Once I saw a couple young ones that were pretty good looking to be out hoggin. Way too good looking to be such losers.
Commerce City CO law reads that the COPS will impound your truck and call not only your employer but also your spouse!! I've tried to find a link online to their law but can't.
This was so funny....
Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by LuckyLady7, Jan 26, 2008.
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Lord its hard to be humble.........
It's Hard to be Humble"
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
O Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I'll probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
O Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you can say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
Way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
O Lord it's hard to be humble
We are doing the best that we can.
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Thank you
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Sing it cybergal and Brickman....you both are great...lol
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man thats a great song.....
i will not be concieted
i will not be concieted
i will not be concieted
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Ya its sick for sure. I saw 3 cops go up into a man's truck one nite to arrest him for it. Dont remember exactly where i was but think it was in PA somewhere. I just sit there and laughed at him. They went at him like he was a gangsta or something. Quite funny!
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Just a warning , You violated copyright laws as you did'nt give credit to whoever owns that song.
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I just reccommend calling a TV station and ask why the truckstop and police don't clean up. Works fast. We do it enough and maybe they will get the hint. FJ supposedly does'nt tolerate Prostitutes so file a complaint form in every one of those, fill out a complaint for every dirty bathroom and dirty fuel island. Maybe we can get a pont across. I filled one out at the J in NC on I 95 for dirty islands and they came the next week and steamed it and fixed the broken drains.
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Do you think if I had reported that 400 ib woman in the sink that they would have done something?
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Lady, I am bettin they woulda looked at you like you were crazy and laughed!
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