headed to orientation Tuesday

Remember when we could throw 100 bucks of fuel in, and get over 100 gallons of fuel. We could do some serious deadhead. Now can't go very far on 25-30 gallons

 

hello, my name is skateboardman, and I am an a-hole. please join me at the next meeting of a-holes anonymous at the drivers room this evening 8-14-14. and remember if ya feel like youre gonna be a a-hole , message me, and I will try to help ya be a bigger a-hole.

the biggest drawback to the internet is nuance and humor doesn't always translate.

 

Would love to but I'm on my way back home. Hope to catch up with ya soon tho.

 

I had lunch with a female coordinator, the only affair I had was with a burger. The way I see it, if the burger didnt want it, it shouldnt have dressed like that. All covred in mustard and cheese between two pieces of bread, the little vixen......Guess the theory is wrong.

Skateboardman, I have been a card carrying member of that club since I was 12!

 

Sure Pound Puppy , blame the victim.

 

So I'm unloading this morning, guy tells me unstrap and I'll be out in a minute. So I'm on opposite side of trailer winding up straps and light bump. It was real light so I thought just did it on accident. 2nd time little harder I walk around and said nicely "could you please not bump my trailer?" Sure sure he says once again another bump. WTH? So before he bumped into it again I noticed he has on a nice pair of Oakley sunglasses I stop him and ask if I can see them. He gives them to me and I hang them off the rail and ask if he could please not bump my rails. Ya ya give me my glasses back. I said when I'm unloaded I'll give them back because I don't think you can not hit my trailer. 12 skids on the 10th he had to buy new glasses.

 

That's too funny!