pilot to revamp restrooms

Yes ...... but can they keep them clean .......

 

Why do all Pilot employees pee on the toliet seat, throw trash on the stall floor, not flush and then go out in the lot and pee more on the blacktop?

 

I wonder if each stall will be equipped with a high pressure hose to wash the poo off the walls?

 

Will they now have restroom attendants? I want my wet towel at the correct temperature.

 

I don't have much use for Pilot anymore.

 

I give up why?

 

They are like a plague upon the land. I remember when they first came on the scene. Pilot? Now they are the big boys. Come on, let's start a fuel stop and call it Navigator.

 

I've always wondered how poo winds up on the wall in the stall. Must be one helluva explosion.

 

It's probably where Taco Bell got the idea for their "volcano" tacos.