Bathroom ringtones

That's an actual song? /facepalm

 

I talk on the phone all the time while pooping.

Boise is weird too.

All of Idaho

 

Remember one time at the Bordentown Petro, I had just got done with the all you can eat seafood buffet and sat down in a stall, with a person in each stall on both sides, and proceeded to blow it out while simultaneously both of my thunder buddies got up and left.

 

Talking on the phone while performing is kind of weird to me......and what is so important that it can't wait few mins.

 

It's sacred. It's the only time in the day that you can COMPLETELY relax. When I was younger, I wondered why some of the fancier hotels had televisions in the john. I realized when I got old and couldn't trust a fart (that's when you know you're no longer young...sad, but true) that I liked to sit on the throne, completely relax (do the gravity feed thing), watch a race or horsepower TV and drink beer. The only problem I've found is if I sit on the throne too long, my feet fall asleep.

 

You are totally right if there is one place and one moment where we could have a break and relax that should be it.

Whenever in a stall and my neighbour is on the phone i sometime go overboard with noise such as passing a gas or trying to liberate something bigger than life and the weirdest is my neighbour are just keeping on talking like everything is normal...

 

I've been concerned about not being able to trust my farts. I was wondering if I needed to see Doc or is just old age creeping up on me. Triplesix - Thanks for letting me know that I am not alone. I can hear ya'll laughing. Your day is coming.

 

Use to be a time when I'd walk into a bar, back into a corner and size up the competition just in case a fight broke out. Wouldn't speak to anyone, because I had to be "tough." Yeah right. Always ready for a fight. Now, I will walk into a bar, not worried about any competition or fights, because whatever happens wont involve me. I lost my ability to run, then again, I no longer worry about things I have no control over. There's a reason why they don't make horror movies for old guys because old guys cant run and wouldn't run. I dont even dream anymore, so I would be immune to Freddy Kruger.
Not trying to make any impressions on the women anymore, and for some reason they like me more now than they did when I was young. I just wish I knew all of these things when I was young! Had a girl with a magnificent rack want me to feel her up to see if I could tell if they were OEM or aftermarket. So, I felt, and felt, and felt, and felt (Even got to turn the radio dial to my favorite station)...she suddenly became bashful when she realized that I really didn't care if they were OEM or not. They were spectacular! Smelled good too! She told me that I was so bad.