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Most stupid thing you heard...

Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by mitmaks, Dec 5, 2016.

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  1. Jan 5, 2017 #101
    Lepton1

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    How come this chicken got no legs!!???
     
    Lepton1, Jan 5, 2017
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  3. Jan 7, 2017 #102
    mitmaks

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    Had shipper load me the other day, looks at my BOL "44k pounds-thats light!"
    I almost told him to throw it over his back and stick it on my trailer, dont bother with that forklift.
     
    mitmaks, Jan 7, 2017
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  4. Jan 7, 2017 #103
    Big Don

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    That should go over like a fart in church....:confused:
     
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  5. Jan 7, 2017 #104
    johndeere4020

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    Did he go into anymore detail? Could be whatever he was loading is usually 46,000 and when he saw a bill for 44 it was light to him.
     
    johndeere4020, Jan 7, 2017
    johndeere4020, Jan 7, 2017
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  7. Jan 15, 2017 #105
    Knucklehead

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    Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
     
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  8. Jan 19, 2017 #106
    MACK E-6

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    Good. I don't need anybody next to me. ;)
     
    MACK E-6, Jan 19, 2017
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  9. Jan 19, 2017 #107
    miss elvee

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    Dispatcher when called about delivering load in downtown Manhattan, NYC:

    Permit? You don't need a stinkin' permit. We take 53's in there all the time.

    Our response: Not legally you don't.
     
    miss elvee, Jan 19, 2017
    miss elvee, Jan 19, 2017
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  10. Jan 19, 2017 #108
    Dye Guardian

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    That reminds me of one I can share.

    "Let some air out of the tires to bring the height down."

    Thankfully the guy wasn't serious!
     
    Dye Guardian, Jan 19, 2017
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  11. Jan 19, 2017 #109
    dngrous_dime

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    I've often wondered about that technique, but for wheeled equipment on flatbeds....
     
    dngrous_dime, Jan 19, 2017
    dngrous_dime, Jan 19, 2017
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  12. Jan 19, 2017 #110
    KillingTime

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    I was only exorcising a demon which lives in me. Be gone!
     
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