I smoked weed once when I was in Colorado yesterday and I will take my CDL test next month....

You should have joined a couple weeks prior and asked if it was a good idea to smoke dope before going to truck school.

Translation--

Hey guys, I just joined your site right now, currently I just jumped out of an airplane but was wondering if I should have worn a parachute, what do you think?

 

I think single use will be fine. But to be on the safe side, it's better to use amphetamines, crack cocaine, barbiturates, heavy doses of alcohol, ketamine, LSD, ether solvents for huffing purposes, mescaline, or anything else that you have a snowball's chance in hell of testing positive for. The DOT test is only good for catching weed, and chronic, heavy, insanely intoxicated drug users of the five-panel substances.

 

OP, change your s/n to 'Dewey Cox'.

 

Just tell the medical personal "Your just a lot of talk without that specimen bottle and those scissors. "

When they tell you to sign the donor form, just say "I'm an American. I don't have to sign or initial anything. "

It will be fine.

 

I dunno, but when I can no longer drive a truck, I'm get a small quantity of it, like a hay bale.

 

LMAO never saw it!

 

All newbies should read this. Maybe make it a sticky. All of the above drugs will be fine to splurge on the week before getting into trucking. Just don't dare smoke that LEGAL joint!

 

A joint is not legal under Federal Law....

 

Thank you

 

Even if it was it will never ever be for any heavy equip operator!