My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

BS.

 

I drink a pot of coffee in the morning and another 1/2 gallon of water throughout the day. I stop every 1/ 1/2 -2 hours for a quick squirt into my 1/2 gallon orange juice bottle.
When it's full I walk off the beaten trail and pour it into the woods.

Don't feel like cutting back on my liquid intake and hate taking my driving slippers off to go trek through a oil , and coolant pee covered lot into a bathroom where guys can't hit the hole anymore.

Clean , fast , and comfortable. I m kind of a Clean Freak.

 

Indecent exposure is considered a sex crime in many states, wait until a juvenile walks by, if a kid sees you, or could have seen your privates, you will most likely also be charged with child annoying.

 

Ok. We live in Dark Ages then. 1145 A.D. or similar.
.

 

I'm almost always guilty of child annoying. It's a pastime of mine.

 

His company won't give a ####.
They'll laugh about it and he'll keep on trucking.
Your a wimp, go over and tell him to his face.

 

I'm gonna take a leak in the parking lot
Right now just to piss you off even more.