The journey begins - purchased a truck.

My buddy keeps his best escort on salary.
Exclusive use.
Thats how he combats the problem.

 

I’ve fired a few escorts, well maybe a whole lot of escorts, had one in tears too.
Crappy radio, missed turns, pole car without tape, the stories I could tell. Number one is when they start telling me how much they know, i have fired them driving when in a area I could get by with one.
I don’t tolerate idiots.

 

Reading all of your stories about escorts makes me wonder if I should set up my personal pickup for escort duty just in case I need it. Of course that means I would have to find someone to drive it when needed. Could be just as much of a hassel. I dont know. just thinking.

 

Best quotes from escorts,

While sliding under a low bridge in Philly “I can’t see but your ok”

Instead of saying “ getting close to a curb”. She says “you hit the curb”

Saying clear left and then after a few seconds adds after the red car.

Charging a day rate for three days when we were out less than 48 hours ( round trip)

None of these people ever worked for me again

 

I'm sorry, I didn't know my wife worked for you. If you would have said she continued to stare with her arms crossed, I would have apologized for my daughter haha. The women in my life are great helpers in a LOT of things. Anything requiring understanding of projected travel or distance to/from objects, not so much.

 

Sometimes I wonder how some of them find their way home.

Blair, next super load I’ll hook you up with the best.