Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by motocross25, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. JC#3

    JC#3 Bobtail Member

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    Friday night the dispatcher says:
    ‘Sorry the load planner won’t be back until Monday 8AM’
     
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  2. bigkev1115

    bigkev1115 Road Train Member

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    I always make sure I can see your whole front end, plus some space in between us
     
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  3. adayrider

    adayrider Road Train Member

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  4. scottied67

    scottied67 Road Train Member

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    Coming off hometime of 4 days, they give you a live load that takes 19 hours backed up to a dock instead of a drop and hook to get you going sooner. It's not like you need to nurse your hours along....
     
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  5. HopeOverMope

    HopeOverMope Road Train Member

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    “We don’t have room for that, your gonna have to take that back to wherever you got it from”

    “Shut your truck off”
     
  6. bigkev1115

    bigkev1115 Road Train Member

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    Hell, just bring up religion or politics on the CB or lunch counter.

    Or let a driver be flat broke, and think they have enough points on a rewards card, and they don t .

    Or get behind a foreign person try to check in or check out, and cannot speak or comprehend English lol
     
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  7. bigkev1115

    bigkev1115 Road Train Member

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    That sounds like a Family Dollar or Target DC
     
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  8. magoo68

    magoo68 Road Train Member

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    16 pages and no said this yet ... “ you know why I pulled you over”
     
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  9. darinmac38

    darinmac38 Light Load Member

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    Old time truckers......simply the word "AUTOMATIC"

    I've chatted with many an older retired truckers picking their brains about life and such on the road as I prepare to embark on this journey and one thing they all universally hate? Automatic trucks. LOL. Don;t even say the word around them. Seriously.
     
  10. JoeyJunk

    JoeyJunk Road Train Member

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    I LOVE this one. It’s like one of the Haslams is wrapping there rich arms around me in a warm welcome.
     
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