A solution to the parking problem

Or, you could simply set a box of donuts on your step. With a sign saying, Free donuts.

 

Brilliant!
Open a store on ebay... Sell the used signs for extra beer and smoke cash

 

Those signs make good patches when you damage a trailer. The back of the sign us usually nice clean metal that can be painted to match the trailer. Don't ask me how I know.

 

Truckstops have "No Parking" signs? I thought those were VIP reservation markers for the privileged drivers. And the leader of the super trucker union got the premium spot marked with a sign that looks like this

 

Not in my backyard !

 

Then your backyard should get NO truck deliveries.

 

Or you could clean em up real good, flip em over and snort lines off em.

 

while I like this idea, it'll never happen.

 

I think parking can be cured by making it mandatory that there’s 3 drivers in every truck. That way the truck never has to park. It solves so many problems...