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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by FearTheCorn, Apr 1, 2022.

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  1. Apr 1, 2022 #1
    FearTheCorn

    FearTheCorn Heavy Load Member

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    Crazy crap happens out here. But! What's the most full of horse hockey, as Colonel Potter would say, have you been told?
     
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  3. Apr 1, 2022 #2
    God prefers Diesels

    God prefers Diesels Road Train Member

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    Probably the biggest whopper is that Cat engines are good. :cool:

    *runs away*
     
    God prefers Diesels, Apr 1, 2022
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  4. Apr 1, 2022 #3
    Lyle H

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    People posting on here that they are making 6.00 a mile in a lease purchase program.
    But I digress, that happens the other 364 days too.
     
    Lyle H, Apr 1, 2022
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  5. Apr 1, 2022 #4
    Arctic_fox

    Arctic_fox Experienced mx13 execrator

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    That the government is here to help
     
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  7. Apr 1, 2022 #5
    Shock Therapy

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    Probably a typo,,, they ment a day
     
    Shock Therapy, Apr 1, 2022
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  8. Apr 1, 2022 #6
    striker

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    She swore she wasn't a cop
     
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  9. Apr 1, 2022 #7
    blairandgretchen

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    You’re going straight to Diablo’s barbecue tonight - and just to let you know, you’re not coming ‘for’ dinner.
     
    blairandgretchen, Apr 1, 2022
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  10. Apr 1, 2022 #8
    Long FLD

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    Used to hear about a 20-something percent grade back east that a former member swore he’d driven on but couldn’t tell any of us where it was.
     
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  11. Apr 1, 2022 #8
    TheLoadOut

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    "That's all I got in it"
     
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  12. Apr 1, 2022 #9
    JoeyJunk

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    “It’s” really big.


    Oh, you said out here.

    The showers have been sanitized.
     
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  13. Apr 1, 2022 #10
    4mer trucker

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    If I'm thinking of the tall tale from the same story teller, thinking he mentioned that it was in Vermont
     
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