My apologies to the ten guys I flooded at Pilot (Eloy Az)

And there's a good reason to not wear sandles or flip flops.

 

Sir, I am the senior crisis coordinator with the EPA. IM gonna need for you to go ahead and come on back to the pilot. No need to bring a mop and bucket. We had a team with quarantine suits on come in and Sterilize the crime scene. Just bring your check book and 4 weeks supply of clean underwear and sox plus flip flops. The Local Judge was going for blood. But since you have been honest and admitted it, I got the charges reduced to $8,000.00 and 4 weeks in Jail. I got it dropped from a Felony to a misdemeanor. That way it wont show up on your DAC report. If you don't have the money right now the Judge said you could just go finance a bass boat and I will meet you at the truck stop and get the boat. You need to put the boat in my name, so I can sell it and put the money in the state vault. We need to get this matter resolved soon. I hear the striper are fixing to start running in a couple weeks. Its too late for Crappie. Need to be on the lake around the end of Febuary through mid April. I don't know if the guy on the clean up team is going press charges or not. He is still pretty pissed off. He is the guy that got sick when he thought that the terd on top of his white boots was a baby Ruth candy bar. But the guy that had to clean up his puke will probably press charges. Thanks for being honest. I will see you at the pilot on Saturday around 14:00

 

LMAO!!

 

Actually thanks. my panties needed a good cleaning.

 

I dont wanna know why that was in the urinal.....

 

That's why I wear the waterproof hikers!!

 

You forgot to remind him not to drop the soap while he's in that jail!!