What if it Snows?

So I think I've got the stimulus check thing figured out

My ex is flipping out that she has not gotten hers yet even though she doesn't need one .

And I haven't received mine either.

So this what I have figured out from talking to everyone that has their stimulus money.

They all got a tax refund every year because they gave their bank account # to the IRS.

Us people that write a check to the IRS have to wait in line to get our checks.

Everyone I know that pays in at the end of the year has not received a check yet.

 

You know how I know you're even more thorough and anal than me? Because Id have a shop do all that lol. I know my limitations.

 

I think I read its about who made the most. So if you're making dimes, you're first in line.
Ironically, they will have spent all of theirs before we see ours.

 

You're more than likely correct, but my wife got hers and she didn't work or file taxes and she's already got her stimulus payment direct deposited.

 

Well, you make $400 taxable a week for working or the gubment sends you $600 a week for not.
What would you do?

 

DAVE NEEDS A PUPPY!!

 

Indeed although I cheat now that I'm older I bought a drill Dr.