What if it Snows?

I’m camped out 80 miles from home,yes I drove by the house. When I called home to say what time I would be there my bride said you’re not getting laid and I’m not making breakfast. I’m starting to think after 43 years the honeymoon is over.

 

So I'm heading down I-19 and I see a road sign that gives distances in kilometers. So I say to myself, "Self, wtf!"

The Most Awesome State? I don't think so.

 

They are all on vacation here in montana , clogging up the 2 lanes doing 45 mph , with all their utensils on the back of the camper tied with a spider web of bungee rope . 1 pothole away from losing half of their camping supplies . big oversize mirrors on their mini van like they are pulling a 30ft wide superload down the highway. 4 spotters while backing up all doing different hand signals, right before they jacknife across 3 truck parking spots in the truck stop. Every single license plate says Wisconsin. Must be something in the water.

 

I always say I'm fine until I'm dead, and then I'll see you in 6-8 hours. Lol

 

It’s not the water, it’s good. Maybe it’s the cooler full ( half full) of beer.