What if it Snows?

I had accidently left the window rolled down the night before, apparently a cat decided my floor board was a good place to take a dump. I didnt notice it until I got headed down the road and the heater was blowing hot air over the cats gift. So me being a bright young farm kid... I decided I could just kick it out the door while still driving... Bad idea. I opened the door and proceeded to kick. Thats the last thing I remember, but apparently I ran off the road, over corrected, and rolled my pickup in a potatoe field.

 

Your age is showing... Lol

 

You left the best part out of the original story. Very glad to hear you pulled through.

 

Some races can be downright hard. Story of an Asian in SF years ago.
VN civilian came over to Frisco. Opened himself a little quick shop store. Worked hard, made progress.
Mob collector came by to set him up for protection from bad happenings. Man said no need, nothing bad happening. 2 night later windows broken.
Next day, collector returns to sign him on.
Man says no, isolated incident vs regular expense.
Collector reports to boss.. Prospect needs encouragement.
Encourager goes down, walks in and interrupts man at his meat block; with a clever in hand, partitioning some neckbones. Proceeds to outline how it is going to hurt for not joining up.
Man now understands the shakedown. Whacks the encouragers' head off, grabs the head and a broomstick, proceeds to the curb. There is one of those old cast iron grills with the checkerboard square holes over the drain. Rams the broomstick into one, impales the head on top, arranges body alongside on curb and returns to finish his neckbones.
Cops arrive. In broken English he explains he found man dead in shop upon opening and in compliance with health regs, he removed the remains to curb for pickup.
Last account, all he was charged with; and fined for,was desecrating a body.

 

Typical door slammer in action

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=934093904119705

 

Surprised they didnt say it was for dumping trash in the gutter

 

I’m drinking a cup now, up in Michigan. The Chickory blend. Walmart free shipping over $35. I buy 8 bags at a time. Very good flavor.

 

Cat lawyer memes







Waffle house or olive garden? Or peanut butter crackers.

 

Landstar for all………