Only at loves

At this rate we're going to need more busses!

 

I was thinking the same think last night!!

 

Years ago I saw a very tall guy at the Petro in Carlisle in a pink skirt, heels and purse. No shaved tan legs or makeup. Had facial hair. Slightly longer hair. It was little after midnight. I was tired. It caught me off guard. Wonder if that was the same guy or possibly @D.Tibbitt ‘s future father in law??

 

I can’t tell if this is a sick burn, or one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever read here…or both.

I should probably read the thread, but I’ve gotten this far so why start now.

 

A driver recently asked me if I pull a flat (GASP!), or a dry van. I responded by saying I’m not a dirty stinking tarp monkey. He laughed and started telling me about his favorite Planet of the Apes movies. I wanted to fake a seizure to get out of the conversation. Just another example of why I shouldn’t talk to people.

 

Got em. Just need drivers.

 

Well, my wife has her 2SQ, but she'll just have to drop us off at the entrance.

 

I'm sorry you had to see that. I wish I had enough guts to become a full time mountain man.