Where is everyone #5

And the fun days & nights begin....

 

I think he's going to meet Ben Dover. They should get along fine.

Ben: new guy you want a tip?

Bayou Boy: no. That's ok.

Ben: good. Cuz you're getting the whole thing.

 

We're rolling, gotta go go go!

 

Congrats man. Just remember the Shawshank Redemption if anyone asks to do the books

Hitting the sack

 

That looks great, mail me some for lunch please.

 

You sure move around like a fart in a skillet Sir!

 

That looks like an 80’s porno CO, we’re kinda in two different fields of study okay

 

I’ll be honest I never fully watched the Shawshank Redemption because I’ve always found Morgan Freeman to be a bit of a snooze lol

Thank you, thank you very much; guys

 

There’s this guy who’s working with us called Cox (last name basis) and man I think you two would just be perfect for each other He looks like a stereotypical security guard with a smaller lower body and larger upper body, buzz cut hair but he’s got this patch of hair in the front that sticks straight up (reminds me of a warthog) and he’s from a place called “Sugar Town” that’s famous for watermelons; one of the insane stories he told was his cousin was high on meth bouncing up and down in the ditch heading in his direction and the guy t bones him while Cox is parked in his driveway, then once he hopped out the window and did a flip and a few rolls the meth head walked up to him and since he was so skinny from doing drugs he picked him up by his nipples and ripped them off throwing him over a mailbox LMAO this is just a drop in the bucket man, but I can see the correlation here “I got t boned in my own driveway!”