What if it Snows?

Wife , dog and self have traveled to commie annex east for the son's wedding. We have gotten our daily dose of vaccine propaganda from the local news and are about to venture out to pick up tuxes and marvel at the masses of masked men.

 

At 70 falling while snowskiing is not an option. Especially in the lift line.

 

Yeah the not so cheap labor is the way to go.

 

#winning

 

A while back (when I ran a retail store) I told a customer that I when I rolled out in the morning and I attempted to stand up I would get a shooting pain that started about my ankle, Wrapped around and ran up to my knees, shooting up to my hips and shook my spine in my lower back. I considered that a good thing cause that meant I was alive to cause trouble for one more day.

Another customer that was in that day happened to be I chiropractor, she handed me a card and told me to swing by for a free consultation.

 

Asking for a fat 65 year old person , can you get training wheels for those skis?

 

Yes. It's called a snowmobile.

 

Er I would have to think about that notion.

 

Yes, we call them FAT skis or Snowboards.